Arena/Guillotine

Last Dawg Standing

The Guillotine League Companion

Your league, survival curves, and next move. Keep your team above the weekly chop line.

League facts come from Sleeper. Odds and curves are simulations, not live scores.

Choose a league to get started.

Add another league

Paste a Sleeper league link or ID. Read-only access; no Sleeper login needed.

My saved Sleeper leagues Private

This device
League risk overview Expand the full field

Who’s Dying Not connected

Every bar is a team. The taller the bar, the likelier the chop.

Cut line · drawn once scores exist

Connect a league below and the ladder fills in.

Chop wheel, your survival outlook, and season curves.

The Chop Wheel Simulation · not live scores

Each slice is a team, sized by that team’s modeled chop risk for the coming week. Spinning draws from that distribution — it is a way to feel the odds, not a second opinion about them.

Connect a league to load the wheel.

Your vote: who gets chopped this week? Graded against the result

Pick the team you think goes this week and lock it in. Once the week is scored the page marks it right or wrong on its own and keeps your running record. Saved on this device only — nobody else in the league sees it, and it does not follow you to another phone.

Am I Safe? Private focus team

Your focus team is a private preference, not verified Sleeper roster ownership. Pick any team from the ladder above or the Full Board.

The Long Game Season Monte Carlo · modeled

Each line is one team’s modeled chance of still being alive, week by week. Tap a name above to overlay it.

Week-by-week decay Same model, per team

Turns on once two completed weeks exist — the same gate as the weekly odds.

One simulated season A single draw · not a forecast

Everything above averages thousands of seasons. This runs one and prints how it finished — press it again and it will differ, which is the point.

How this works The seven modules, the maths behind the ladder, and an honest list of what this tool cannot do.

How survival compounds Illustration — not your league

Six weeks of 90% survival is not 90%. It is 53%. That compounding is the whole reason a weekly “On the Block” flag is not enough.

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Modules

01

Sleeper sync Observed

Paste a league ID. Sleeper's read-only API needs no login and no token, so there is nothing to authorize and nothing that can write to your league.

02

Chop-line projector Modeled

The modeled weekly minimum across surviving teams, and your margin above or below it. Quoted as a median with an 80% band, because a single number oversells what a simulation knows.

03

Survival odds Modeled

Monte Carlo over each team's completed-score baseline for one weekly stage. It does not ingest current in-game scores.

04

FAAB pacing Observed

Dollars appreciate as the pool shrinks: ~$18,000 across 18 teams in week 1 is nearly worthless; ~$400 across five teams in December is not. Reads every team's remaining budget from your league.

05

Floor-first lineup Modeled

Open Weekly decisions for player-level start/sit comparisons, weekly survival estimates, and FAAB acquisition planning using this league’s scoring.

06

Waiver value Observed

Every elimination dumps a full roster into the pool. Who is unrostered in your league and what they actually scored in your scoring — observed points, not projections.

07

Draft War Room Observed picks

Reads a Sleeper draft read-only and strikes the Guillotine Board as picks land. Set your slot and the snake math counts picks until you’re up. The board itself is a dated editorial re-rank over the site’s MV snapshot — opinion, not projection.

What this can't do

Survival odds are a simulation from completed-score history and its variance — they assume the next week plays like a typical past week. Before two completed weeks exist the page runs in projection mode instead: Sleeper weekly player projections, scored with this league’s own settings, build each roster’s best projected lineup and every team carries an assumed ±21-point spread (if that dated weekly file is unreachable the page falls back to season projections divided by games and says so on the card) — byes, injuries and schedule are not modeled there, and nothing in that mode is observed. Once the week’s first game kicks off both modes switch to live scoring: every starter counts the points he has actually banked plus his projection scaled by how much of his game is left, the assumed spread shrinks with the clock, and the board re-polls Sleeper every 90 seconds until the last game is final. The clock itself is approximated — Sleeper’s read-only API exposes no game clock, so a game decays linearly over 190 minutes from kickoff, which is exact before kickoff and after the whistle and roughest mid-game. It still cannot see an inactive before his game starts, or know that a spike was garbage time. Your weekly vote is graded on this device: once a week has been scored the page compares your pick against whoever actually posted the lowest score that week and keeps a running record. It is still LOCAL to the device — not immutable, not server-persisted, not cross-device, and not scored with Brier history — so clearing site data clears the record. Universal Data Vault are Planned. Weak Spots reads injury designations and byes from Sleeper’s season projections and the site’s own schedule, and measures depth and star reliance off projected lineups — it cannot see depth-chart roles, snap share or a coach’s intent, and none of it is a prediction. The Long Game’s season Monte Carlo rolls the weekly model forward with rosters frozen at their current mean and spread — it cannot see waivers, injuries, byes, or the talent redistribution every chop causes, those omissions compound with every simulated week, and its finishing places cover the simulated teams only. The observed FAAB module encodes a framework about dollar appreciation, not a guarantee. The Waiver Plan sequences targets and prices them as ranges: each step assumes the steps above it were won, so the ordering carries more information than the dollars, and the dollars are modelled and ungraded rather than a bid engine. The FAAB War Plan is a dated editorial framework, not a bid engine.

Data Dawgs · Play-by-play data from nflverse · Strategy synthesized from Establish The Run's 2026 Draft Kit (subscriber content, personal use) · Stats format inspired by rbsdm.com
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